{"id":2286,"date":"2012-12-03T19:56:14","date_gmt":"2012-12-04T01:56:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.misfitsmidwest.com\/blog\/?p=2286"},"modified":"2012-12-03T20:01:19","modified_gmt":"2012-12-04T02:01:19","slug":"did-mark-try-and-stitch-me-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.misfitsmidwest.com\/blog\/mis-information\/did-mark-try-and-stitch-me-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Did Mark try and stitch me up?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I pickup Mark for breakfast on Saturday.  Arrive at 6:20am.  Lights are out.  I walk around the side of the house toward the garage looking up to see if I can see any signs of life&#8230; do I call, knock, or has he slept in and I should just carry on without him?<\/p>\n<p>Next thing I notice a police car idling up in front of the driveway with no lights on.  I think does this looks odd, me standing outside a house at this early hour?  I jump on the phone and call Mark&#8230;  hes not picking up.  Then the the cop gets out and starts asking me who I am, what am I doing, where did I drive from, do I know the owner of the house etc.  Boy Mark took a long time to pickup the phone!  Turns out somebody called the police and reported a suspicious van driving around the area.  Mark answers the phone and opens the door just as the cop drives away.  I am a bit sleepy in the morning, but was wide eyed after that!<\/p>\n<p>Mark reckons he got to the door, but had to hobble back when his phone started ringing to answer it&#8230; I think he was watching out a window the whole time and having a good laugh \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I pickup Mark for breakfast on Saturday. Arrive at 6:20am. Lights are out. I walk around the side of the house toward the garage looking up to see if I can see any signs of life&#8230; do I call, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.misfitsmidwest.com\/blog\/mis-information\/did-mark-try-and-stitch-me-up\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.misfitsmidwest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.misfitsmidwest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.misfitsmidwest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.misfitsmidwest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.misfitsmidwest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2286"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.misfitsmidwest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2288,"href":"https:\/\/www.misfitsmidwest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286\/revisions\/2288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.misfitsmidwest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.misfitsmidwest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.misfitsmidwest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}